transjemder:

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

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dissemblist:

tilthat:

TIL the book ‘Walden’ by Henry David Thoreau is often seen as a ‘bible’ for self-sufficiency enthusiasts. However, while many picture Thoreau as a hermit in the woods, his cabin on the lake was about a mile from town, where he would often go to visit his mother, who did his laundry for him.

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this is every libertarian ever

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officiallybi:

molbitch:

I’m thinking about how we say “spill the tea” or just “tea” and how ppl used to say “spill the beans” like what if we just said “beans” when gossiping

“… and then she told me that he actually wasn’t at her house!”

“oh beans”

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kyraspem:

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nsfwilfie:

monochromemedic:

If everyone is known for something on this community 
what the hell am i known for.

an ask meme: come in my inbox and tell me what i’m known for (if anything at all lmao!)

Yes please tell me I’m unendingly curious

Tell me

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kidneydoner:

kidneydoner:

everyday i think about “hm…..tastes like prion disease” nd sometimes say it out loud 2 myself by accident

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